If you give a wife a carrot, she’ll sneeze into the pantry.
If she sneezes into the pantry, she’ll knock the raisins all over the floor.
She’ll need to toss all the raisins away in the trash.
The trash man will come to take out the trash and he will crash into the house.
The wife will feed him candy but he will knock it all over.
It will make the wife sneeze.
And chances are if the wife sneezes, she will ask for a carrot.
A silly story by my 4-year-old, Luke.
Luke just started preschool this week. He really likes it. I don’t know if his stories are going to get better or worse. I think we’re really in for it, either way.